Stolen from Writebynight who stole it from ~eyah-nah
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed, because I watch too much Doctor Who.
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Yes I take everything. Even the complementary teas.
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
I sleep on a bed of moss in a beautiful grove of trees with magical unicorns, so... no.
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
I write novels on post-it notes.
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
Coupons? For what? My zombie unicorns bring me everything free. And yes, they are zombie unicorns because unicorns are bad unless they're zombified.
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8: Do you have freckles?
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
No, I normally pull a Sherlock and hide under a hat or my behind my hand. When I'm a good mood (rarely) I pose.
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
Only when no one is looking.
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Never, I respect my writey utencils.
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
17: What size is your bed?
Once again, bed of moss.
18: What is your song of the week?
"A Song About Charlieissocoollike." Or "Blackbird" by the Beatles.
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Urgh, next you're going to ask me what my favorite color is. I LUV ALL THE COLORS.
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
21: What's your least favorite movie?
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
I wouldn't bury it, I'd give it to Sherlock.
23: What do you drink with dinner?
Milk or soda.
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
I don't eat "nuggets."
25: What is your favorite food?
Pizzzzzza. *boom Vlogbrothers reference*
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Does Sherlock count as movies? If no, then Doctor Who specials.
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
No, mortals die when they look at gods (jk I'm a titan).
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Two weeks ago.
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
I don't drive cars; I ride on carriages pulled by dinosaurs.
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
You can't speed on a dinosaur.
33: Ever ran out of gas?
Yeah, the triceratops gets so cranky.
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
Peanut Butter and Fluff.
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
All the things.
36: What is your usual bedtime?
It all depends on the amount of Youtube videos in my subscription box.
37: Are you lazy?
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Gee, I don't know. I remember being a werewolf when I was really little, and a Jurassic Park worker another time (I carried around a giant stuffed T-Rex). More recently I was an owl and this year I'm planning on creating an 11th Doctor costume. I still dress up although I haven't Trick o' Treated for a loooong time (a.k.a. two years or so).
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40: How many languages can you speak?
Ingles y espanol.
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Some literary stuff and a science magazine.
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Lincoln logs ALL DA WAY!
43: Are you stubborn?
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
46: Are you afraid of heights?
Not at all, I have great dreams about skydiving with Charlie McDonnell and Benedict Cumberbatch. Well, a dream. Singular.
47: Do you sing in the car?
If I'm alone in a car.
48: Do you sing in the shower?
Always. Mostly Alex Day.
49: Do you dance in the car?
How does one manage that?
50: Ever used a gun?
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
I had a professional photoshoot yesterday for my brand new Hollywood movie... oh, hold on I have to take this call on my brand new iPhone, it's one of my agents and we just have to discuss my latest album... Of course, it's at #1 on the iTunes charts. Oh no, my tiny dog is climbing out of my designer purse. At least we're in my giant personal limo and my butler is right here.
Yep, school pics.
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
OKLAHOMA!!!!!!!!! TBF 2012. James Kennedy. YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE.
53: Is Christmas stressful?
Of course not, I'm a teenager. HECK YES MY RELATIVES KILL ME.
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
Ever eat a human? No? *winks* I have.
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Paleontologist and fantasy author.
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Yes, I think I'm secretly a timelady who had had her memory erased and has quick flashbacks of her past regenerations...
...don't tell my friends.
59: Take a vitamin daily?
Yes, did you know they make gummy vitamins like they have for kids for adults? SERIOUSLY THIS JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER.
60: Wear slippers?
61: Wear a bath robe?
No, a sheet (umpteenth Sherlock reference, check).
62: What do you wear to bed?
63: First concert?
I actually don't know.
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
Walmart because Alex and Liam loved it so much. Or maybe Target because Hank went there for a loooong time.
65: Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
Cheetos for the first half of my life. Then I had a revelation and became a prophet of Fritos.
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
Wish I had done Irish dancing. No, the best I've had is people attempting to teach me the moonwalk or something at school dances.
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Youtubing, obviously. Or maybe making more music for his band, Chameleon Circuit. In his London flat.WITH HIS COOLLIKENESS.
71: Can you curl your tongue?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
I WIN ALL THE THINGS.
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74: Do you own any record albums?
I don't think so.
75: Own a record player?
76: Regularly burn incense?
The smell of death.
77: Ever been in love?
Maybe- it's either love or obsession, or whatever you call one-sided maybe love.
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
Owl City or Alex Day.
79: What was the last concert you saw?
A cousin's band concert.
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
IF YOU LIKE COFFEE GO DIE IN A HOLE.
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83: Can you swim well?
I can barely not drown, that's all.
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
There are people who can't?
85: Are you patient?
I'm like Sherlock without a case.
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
87: Ever won a contest?
I can't think of any right now.
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
89: Which are better black or green olives?
90: Can you knit or crochet?
I can do neither.
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
93: If married, how long have you been married?
Three years, to Sherlock.
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Only when... never.
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
98: Whats your favorite color?
OH MY GOSH ALL OF THE COLORS DESERVE RESPECT, THEY'RE COLORS!
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
Friends who died
WAY TO END ON A GOOD NOTE.
Just kidding. If you were wondering, I only have an account here to comment on things. Mostly.